You're not replying to anything I send you. This is not acceptable.
SH

Perhaps a mistake on your part?

I have not received anything from you as of late.

You're not replying to anything I send you. This is not acceptable.
SH

Perhaps a mistake on your part?

I have not received anything from you as of late.

WOWZA

I HAVE NOT BEEN ONLINE IN A LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG TIME

and I have a headache WAH :’(

So sorry I've been unresponsive, I was away on a case. Rather basic murder, domestic violence, that sort of thing. It did take some time though.
SH

Quite.

Didn’t even any response from you after our little…mistake.

So sorry I've been unresponsive, I was away on a case. Rather basic murder, domestic violence, that sort of thing. It did take some time though.
SH

Quite.

Didn’t even any response from you after our little…mistake.

*bites your lower lip softly as I caress your hair and the back of your neck*
SH

I like it when you’re rough Sherlock…

*pushes you onto the floor harshly, ripping the buttons off your shirt with my teeth*

*bites your lower lip softly as I caress your hair and the back of your neck*
SH

I like it when you’re rough Sherlock…

*pushes you onto the floor harshly, ripping the buttons off your shirt with my teeth*

I'm glad. I must admit, I had my doubts.
*leans into your touch and kisses you again*
SH

*grabs hold of the hair on the back of your head, pressing a single finger on your lips*

Sshh, enough talk. Daddy’s home.

*kisses you hard, my hand still gripping hold of your hair whilst the other strokes your cheekbone’

I'm glad. I must admit, I had my doubts.
*leans into your touch and kisses you again*
SH

*grabs hold of the hair on the back of your head, pressing a single finger on your lips*

Sshh, enough talk. Daddy’s home.

*kisses you hard, my hand still gripping hold of your hair whilst the other strokes your cheekbone’

I'll pay you for the job: 2million British pounds.
Anonymous

Hmm tempting. But just not right. See, I could earn that money just by bumping off an old dear with heart trouble, not for murdering a  dear soul of mine.

I don’t want this job. Take it to a hitman or something.